Day 6. Today was better but not by much. It was my sister’s birthday and my family went to an Italian restaurant. I opted out, I didn’t want to watch people eat. I’m still hungry. I feel empty in the stomach. It’s growling. How can that be? I thought the hunger would go away after [...]
Day 3. This morning I came out of my sleep with my stomach churning. I felt very weak. The herbal laxative wasn’t as benign as I thought it would be. I did a little poo, it was solid. Then I did a salt water flush, which was not. I was bored on the toilet but [...]
Day 2. Today was good. The salt water flush was less satisfying but that was bound to be the case, what with yesterday’s initial purge of waste. Still, there was stuff leaving so I’m not clean yet. The plus side of being emptier was that I didn’t feel bloated or nauseous when I drank the [...]
Day 1. I got up and did the salt water flush. Some people have trouble drinking the salt water but I got it down in three minutes. I felt bloated and nauseous afterwards. However, I tried not to think about it by making my day’s supply of Master Cleanse special lemonade. About thirty minutes after [...]
